LightTogekiss
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Supreme Shining Beast
Notebook.. where are you?
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Post by LightTogekiss on May 24, 2014 21:19:39 GMT -6
You know..I probably shouldn't have eaten so many crackers..Now my mouth is bleeding, and my dentures are all messed up. At least I can work on putting this door onto my car after we buy the necessary parts! Was..was that what you were stopping me for, officer?
A Rainbow in a bottle, A TAnooki, and Naruto
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Post by King on May 24, 2014 21:28:44 GMT -6
It is exactly what it looks like officer. I was using the Tanooki to generate magic rainbows to appease the nine tailed fox inside of Naruto. Can I really be arrested for that?
A chessboard A obsidian dagger 4 human fingers
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LightTogekiss
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Supreme Shining Beast
Notebook.. where are you?
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Post by LightTogekiss on May 25, 2014 14:10:47 GMT -6
We have VERY dangerous games of chess. Would you like to play officer?
A man eating plant Blueprints to a giant building from the future And the officer's mother in a fish bowl
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Eggy
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Post by King on May 25, 2014 18:35:50 GMT -6
Officer, it's not what it looks like. What I've done is create a plant that can create miniature clones of people, so you can always have family close by. This delicate plant needs a highly advanced building to care for it.
A barrel full of Advil 3 Bananas A John Cena Action Figure
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LightTogekiss
Administrator
Supreme Shining Beast
Notebook.. where are you?
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Byte: 16
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Post by LightTogekiss on May 26, 2014 8:10:31 GMT -6
Well officer.. I got into a fight with John Cena.. and I lost, and the action figure was the consolation prize.. the Advil is because I now hurt.. a lot. And the bananas are for building up muscle for the rematch!
A bag of horseflies A human wearing nothing but two pair of sandals, one on his hands, and one on his feet A spaceship
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Eggy
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Post by King on May 26, 2014 20:01:12 GMT -6
Officer, are you familiar with S&M? Well I am very familiar and so is my slave here. His request, as you may have guessed, is to seal him in the ship with a flock of hungry horseflies. I, of course, will monitor him with a computer to make sure nothing bad happens while he's in space.
Agumon A pair of scissors 14 pounds of dead leeches
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LightTogekiss
Administrator
Supreme Shining Beast
Notebook.. where are you?
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Post by LightTogekiss on May 26, 2014 23:38:02 GMT -6
Well, I had nothing better to get the leeches off with. Luckily, Agumon didn't get hurt. And..it's not actually an agumon..it's..it's..Cosplay! Yeah..that's what it is..
Ten spools of wire, A frisbee, and a giant barrel of land sharks.
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Eggy
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Post by King on May 27, 2014 1:09:51 GMT -6
Wait Officer, are you telling me it's not normal to set wire traps that drop people into a pit of land sharks when I throw a frisbee at the target?
A spoon A massive blender 5 young penguins
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LightTogekiss
Administrator
Supreme Shining Beast
Notebook.. where are you?
Post: 447
Byte: 16
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Post by LightTogekiss on May 27, 2014 4:45:13 GMT -6
Well.. how was I supposed to know that using penguins in my blender was against the stupid law? Can.. I guess I'll just.. make.. something else..
A cloud.. A giant speaker, And Jake the dog
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Eggy
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Post by King on May 27, 2014 6:03:47 GMT -6
What do you mean it looks like I'm using this magic shape changing dog to place speakers on solid clouds in order to blast music that radiates from the sky all day long forever?
Finn's Sword A tied of Togepi A hot skillet
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